Are you freaking kidding me!!!

    I just spent 20 minutes typing what I thought could be the best blog i have ever done. I was really on a roll and speaking my mind and my browser just closed...all by itself. NEVER has done that before...just went away. So now you just get stuck with me griping! I mean what the Hell?? I was kinda stepping on some toes and going on and on, so maybe it was a sign to knock it off and save face. I thought about trying to retype it, but I got it off my chest and have lost the passion now. I will just sit here and grump about it I guess.

     If this was a dadgum typewriter I wouldnt have that problem. Computers think they are so much smarter than me and just sit here and try to boss me around all day. Like now, my computer is freaking out because it doesnt know that dadgum is a word and keeps telling me to change it. NO, not gonna do it. I know if I split it up the little red squiggly will go away, but thats not how i want it to read. Plus, its getting on to me for not putting the ' in doesnt. I dont have time for all that. You, the reader knows exactly what I mean. A typewriter would just sit there and do exactly what you told it, it knew its place. You dont have to go through 5 functions to print out a page, you just grabbed the top of the paper and yanked it out. (you better make sure you were done with it, because its next to impossible to line it up again). Then you could fold your paper, place it in an envelope, lick the stamp, and send it to its destination. simple. You didnt used to receive 20 letters in your mailbox everyday either from people that didnt know you. I never received a personal letter, in an envelope, with a stamp, that asked if I wanted a bigger penis, or refinance my home, or meet new people. Every once and a while, you would get the big envelope from publishers clearing house. You would save it but never open it. 

     I'm gonna call this one finished before technology rears its ugly head and erases my work again. I dont want to go to jail today and that is what would happen to me because i would go crazy and throw this laptop through the window and go outside and scream at pedestrians. Thanks for reading, have a good day.